It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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