awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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