Non-Jews are for practice
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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