Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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