She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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