i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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