have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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