So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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