Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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