OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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