The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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