so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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