Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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