dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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