The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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