id be glad to
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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