so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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