it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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