just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
ok first of all what the fuck
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