yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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