4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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