You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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