Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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