false alarm. still invincible.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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