How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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