Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
