He is such a slut. More and more my type.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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