weddingsv make me drug and hornr
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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