I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
honey bunches of taint.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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