I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
