CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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