I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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