i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You took a bar mat shot.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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