the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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