How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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