I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She is in my trunk
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
