I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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