she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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