the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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