I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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