are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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