Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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