just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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