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Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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