Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
