Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
