I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
