I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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