Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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