She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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