: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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